1. First, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeeda baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide"Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as toachieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest ofyour life.
Good luck to all of you!
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2 comments:
This is the cutest thing ever!! Please tell me and others who the baby is, and about the dog. It's absolutely adorable, and so is the narration.
Nanna, my sister in law forwarded this to me in an email, so I don't know anything about them. I thought it was just too cute not to send out to Mama and Lil's Mama. I didn't expect it to end up in the blog! Glad you enjoyed it.
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