Parenting Test, Updated

The parenting test came to me on the internet many months ago. It needs at least one more section:

Driving Test
Preparation: One week prior to the test, begin sleeping no more than 2 hours at a time or 5 1/2 hours in a 24-hour period.

Leave at least 10 minutes late for work on a day you absolutely must be there on time. Sing every verse you know to the 'Wheels on the bus" four times. Make up twelve new verses. Sing one of the new verses 7 times. Now, do something silly while you sing the same new verse. Then sing it the same silly way, with the same enthusiasm, 9 times. Notice something mundane on the side of the road (like a bird on a telephone pole). Describe it. Then answer the question "why" until you reach your destination. Be cheerful.

Note: Any evidence of inattentive driving or swearing will result in an automatic "F".